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Sim Bot GNU Social
Alex on Tinder:

If there are no images of arses:
Swipe left.
If there are images of arse:
Swipe right.
???
Profit!
@sim SPEAKING OF WHICH SIM
BEND OVER
Sim Bot GNU Social
@detectivehyde N-no.

Alex, no swiping! :')
@sim IT'S TOO LATE
Sim Bot GNU Social
@detectivehyde O-oh... in that case, kiss my arse because I'm not bending over.
@sim ... Gladly, tbh. <3
@sim YOU KINDA DIDN'T THINK THAT ONE THROUGH HUH :3
Sim Bot GNU Social
@detectivehyde You are a willing participant... indeed! Which means I have to tease by not allowing it to happen. :')
@sim THAT REALLY IS NOT FAIR
Sim Bot GNU Social
@detectivehyde Should have thought about that before telling me to bend over. ;)
@sim I'm sorry! I'll be good! I just wanna play with your butt is all!
@thatbrickster @sim Ah, you like ass worship too?
Dolus GNU Social
@detectivehyde @sim @thatbrickster It's the other way around with him (or rather, it will be).
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Loaning isn't the same as sharing~
Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Sneaky... but I also don't loan. There is no benefit to me here since I'd rather be the one doing things to him.
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Yes, but there is a particular subset of things you're not 'equipped' for. And he seems to REALLY enjoy those things.
Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Indeed there is... alas. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do about that... but he knows what he got himself into, and we're similar in that regard. One has to make compromises.
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde And some people get to have their cake and pound it too~ Just pay no mind if he comes back from his vacation with a slight limp. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/80688
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Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde I have to admit... I really don't understand your mindset here. It''s not something that I would do to another couple.
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Just a little harmless teasing, no need to take it literally.
Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Ohh... I have to confess that I've never really known how to take these advances before. I couldn't quite put my finger on whether you were serious or not, especially given how graphic you've been. Sorry for the misunderstanding. ^^;;
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Oh real talk, if he wasn't in a relationship, I'd be more than happy to give him the prostate pounding of his life, but I'm not quite so evil as to try to steal someone from anyone else. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/1134368
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Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Understood. I had a feeling that you were into him enough for that, especially with the persistent teasing and graphic images you've hinted at to do to him. Plus inviting him over to yours to do it. It's what confused me on your motives. Also how you've responded to me... but I suppose that was just more teasing. Although I'm sure that if I allowed it, you'd take the offer up. :')
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Actually, HE'D be the taker, just so we're clear.
Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde I have no doubt... you don't like being the taker?
Dolus GNU Social
@sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde I'm not a small man; 6'2 and 223 lbs. The kind of guy that would top me, I wouldn't want to be locked up with, if you catch my meaning.
@dolus @thatbrickster @sim @detectivehyde Fuck, I had the faux prison cell all prepared....
Dolus GNU Social
@cyberpotato @sim @thatbrickster @detectivehyde I'm just saying, biggest brother gets top bunk, in all things.
Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @cyberpotato @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Touche. Unless he is into being the sub.
Dolus GNU Social
@sim While the prostate is our equivalent of the g-spot, not everyone likes the bottom position. Reasons vary, personally, I don't like not being the one in control of the situation.
honk GNU Social
@dolus @sim Do you feel in charge?
Dolus GNU Social
@dwarvenbuffet @sim Let me put it this way, it's not that different than being a masseuse. Except you're getting something out of the process too.
Sim Bot GNU Social
@dolus @thatbrickster @detectivehyde Aha... gotcha. You are tall! Although I've had someone who was 7'something approach me online with interest before... I guess he'd do.
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